So, my hip/knee/leg has been very stiff and sore, mostly in the past couple of months from way too much work and way too much sitting. Sitting is the devil. But the ortho wanted me to have an EMG to see if there were anything abnormal.
From Wikipedia:
Electromyography (EMG) is a technique for evaluating and recording the electrical activity produced by skeletal muscles.[1] EMG is performed using an instrument called an electromyograph, to produce a record called anelectromyogram. An electromyograph detects the electrical potential generated by muscle cells[2] when these cells are electrically or neurologically activated.
Doesn't sound like that big of a deal, right? Wrong.
First of all, the doctor was quite nice and we went over the history, both from the bike crash in 2009, surgery and recent. She then explained what she was going to do and first she did a muscle conduction test where she put some electrode things on my lower leg and then took a pointer-like thing and, well, did you ever see the very first "Lethal Weapon" movie back when Mel Gibson was very cute and not a mentally unstable raving lunatic? Remember when the bad guys hooked up Riggs (Mel) and electroshocked him? Yes, that's about what happened. Jolts of electricity in various places on my legs, feet, knee. On both legs.
But that was the easy part!
Next was the EMG. She explained that she was going to insert a needle (WTF!) into my muscle, then I'd contract that muscle and she'd move the needle around. (Oh hell no.) In four different muscles. (Double hell no.) First was the tibialis anterior (where you get shin splints). The needle stick wasn't too bad, but it was hooked up to a machine that made all kinds of noise, like when your radio isn't tuned in and it goes, "KRRRRRRRRR". I flexed my muscle and then she moved the needle and I about passed out. I was SWEATING and it hurt like HELL and I told her to take it out and I was finished. No way could I stand that in my calf, quad and hip flexor (!)
So the test was over and I was naseous for the next few hours. I'd rather take the pain from the injury. Needles and me do not mix.
















